I hate Halloween.
Really, it sucks. For two reasons.
One, as a committed ex-drinker, Halloween is like some of the other big holidays (New Years, St. Pattys). It's amateur night. Everyone thinks they're going big, but for us ex-pros, if you weren't drinking like that on any random Tuesday, you weren't my kind of drinker. So I find all the party noise annoying.
Two, and this one is much more personal, it's hard enough for me to go day to day in my own skin. This whole costume thing never worked for me. I'm…
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